There’s a special kind of joy in crocheting with your favorite series running in the background when your hands move almost on autopilot, your yarn flows, and your brain drifts between stitches and storyline. That’s Netflix Crochet.
There are sometimes when you can follow a 17-page pattern with military precision and actually enjoy it.
And then… there are the times when you just want to relax. The ones you want to sink into the couch, press play on Netflix, and crochet something beautiful without having to pause every 30 seconds to say, “Wait, was that 23 or 24 stitches?”
Welcome to the sacred art of Netflix Crochet. It’s that sweet spot where your hands move almost on autopilot, your yarn flows like a dream, and your only worry is whether your show will ask, “Are you still watching?” before you finish your row.
Why we crave the no-count life
There’s nothing wrong with a challenge. Complicated patterns can be exciting. They make us feel clever, capable, like crochet wizards who can summon lace from thin air.
But sometimes… you just want to relax. You want something that looks wow, feels fun, and doesn’t make you count like you’re balancing the national budget.
Because let’s face it, crochet math is sneaky. You think you’re doing fine, then one stitch goes rogue, and suddenly your project looks like it’s melting off the hook.
That’s when you realize: maybe the true luxury isn’t a rare yarn. It’s an easy, memorable pattern that still looks like you spent hours figuring it out.
I know there’s also freehand crocheting and I love it, but a pattern will ensure the result. And I want nothing less than stunning to decorate my home or gift my friends.
The myth of the “difficult equals great” pattern
Here’s a spicy thought: not every complicated pattern is a masterpiece. Some designers (you know who you are) make their patterns hard on purpose.
Like, unnecessarily hard. Because somewhere along the way, “difficult” became a badge of honor.
But real greatness? Real design skill?
It’s when you can make something stunning that’s simple enough to remember and relaxing enough to enjoy. Because crochet, at its best, isn’t supposed to test your patience. It’s supposed to soothe it.
The Kootsiko-approved Netflix Crochet list
Now, let’s talk about the stars of your next binge-and-stitch session.
These are my go-to designs when I want to feel creative without pausing to rewind an episode just because my stitch count fell apart somewhere between snacks.
Medusa Bloom Hypnotic, textured, and practically crochets itself. (No snakes, promise.)
Gothic Rose Dark, dramatic, and perfect for mystery marathons.
Forget-Me-Not Tiny, charming, and easy to remember (just like the name).
Mystic Daisy The flower child of crochet. Effortless and full of personality.
Each of these designs is made for maximum beauty with minimum brain strain, because sometimes, your brain just wants to vibe.
So here’s the deal. Next time you sit down with your hook, your yarn, and your streaming queue, pick a project that feels like a treat, not a task.
Because crochet doesn’t have to be complicated to be beautiful.
And the best kind of project? The one you can make while rewatching Good Omens for the fifth time and still know exactly where you are, both in the pattern and in the plot.
So go ahead, grab your favorite yarn, pick a show, and get stitching.
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Are you an absolute beginner at crochet? Here is all you need to know.
Some people go to crochet school or hire teachers. Some of us (hi, hello, guilty 🙋♀️) just wing it at home, at our own pace, learning in between coffee refills and YouTube spirals.
I’m in the second camp, and let me tell you: self-taught does not mean you’ll learn less.
The real challenge? Figuring out what to learn first and in what order. Sure, it’s exciting to whip up your first scarf… but trust me, it’s even better when you know what half-double crochet and treble crochet are before you start.
That’s why I wish I had a beginner’s checklist when I started. Something to save me from endless 30-minute intros in “beginner” videos when all I needed was a clear, close-up shot of the actual stitch. So, I made one for you.
This is the checklist I wish I had: the right order to learn stitches, clear explanations, and links to short, actually helpful videos, so you can spend less time searching and more time crocheting. Because you don’t have to hate crochet to learn crochet.
Before we dive in, let me make something clear:
Crochet: Art, Not “Just” Craft
For me, crochet is an art, not a craft. Why is it often treated as the “less serious cousin” of painting or sculpting? Crochet is just as creative, just as expressive, and just as capable of jaw-dropping beauty. Prepare to be astonished by what your hands can create.
Yes, there will be a learning curve. Your first chains will be uneven, your tension will play hide-and-seek, and your fingers may feel like rebellious spaghetti.
But give it a little time, and the progress you’ll see month by month will feel like magic.
And the learning never stops. I’ve been crocheting for years, and I still discover new stitches, techniques, yarns, and “wait, what is this wizardry?” methods.
Crochet is endless curiosity, awe, and wonder. And that’s what makes it my happy place.
What You’ll Need to Start
Forget the fancy toolkits for now. As a beginner, you really only need three things:
Yarn Start with a medium-weight yarn (look for a “4” or “worsted” label). Choose a lighter color so you can actually see what you’re doing — dark yarn hides mistakes, and trust me, you’ll want to see your stitches clearly.
A crochet hook Check the yarn label for a suggested hook size. Start there. If you’re struggling with tension (your stitches are tight like overcooked rice), try going up a hook size.
Scissors Because teeth are not an option. (Technically they are, but let’s keep this classy.)
Pro tip: You’ll also need good lighting and a comfy seat. Bad lighting = swearing. Bad seating = back pain. Don’t learn this the hard way.
Now, let’s first talk about the elephant in the room:
The Hook-Holding Drama You may have noticed: crocheters hold their hooks differently.
Some grip it like a knife, others like a pencil. Which is right?
Answer: whichever doesn’t make you want to throw your hook across the room. There’s no “correct” way. Just the way that feels natural to you.
Now, let’s start with your first steps.
Step 1: The Magic Ring (a.k.a. The Trickster)
This little circle of yarn is the start of all projects especially the round ones (think amigurumi, flowers, hats, etc.). Is it the easiest place to begin? Honestly, no. It looks fiddly, your fingers aren’t trained yet, and your tension is basically non-existent.
If it feels like too much, skip it for now. Make a few chains first to get your hands used to moving yarn. Come back later. You’ll be shocked at how simple the magic ring actually is once your hands are warmed up.
Chains are your best friend. They’re the backbone of almost everything you’ll make that isn’t round. Practice making chains until your tension starts to look even. At first, they’ll be a mix of “so tight the hook won’t go through” and “so loose a mouse could crawl through.” That’s normal.
Stay here for a few days. This is where muscle memory forms and where your hands learn to move on autopilot, so later you can focus on counting stitches without overthinking every move.
Step 3: Master the Basic Stitches
Here’s where the fun begins. Crochet stitches build on each other, getting taller as you go. Learn these in order:
Slip Stitch (sl st) – the shortest, useful for joining. How: Insert hook, yarn over, pull through stitch and loop. The shortest stitch, great for joining.
See the magic happen with this video by Nicole Chase who also shows you how to fasten off →
Single Crochet (sc) – neat, compact, and your entryway into “real” crochet. How: Insert hook, yarn over, pull through, yarn over, pull through both loops.
Half Double Crochet (hdc) – a little taller, nice and squishy. How: Yarn over, insert hook, yarn over, pull through, yarn over, pull through all three loops.
Double Crochet (dc) – versatile, airy, and used everywhere. How: Yarn over, insert hook, yarn over, pull through, yarn over, pull through two, yarn over, pull through two again.
Here’s a super short video by Bella Coco to make it crystal clear →
Treble Crochet (tr) – tall, dramatic, and a little showy. How: Yarn over twice, insert hook, yarn over, pull through, yarn over, pull through two, yarn over, pull through two, yarn over, pull through two.
Practice each for a few days. Try making them on your chain, one row each. You’ll actually be practicing tension without realizing it.
✨ Fun fact: Also, you may have just accidentally made your first scarf.
Step 4: Increase and Decrease
Want to shape your projects? This is how.
Increase (inc): Put two stitches in the same place to make your project wider. How: Make two single crochet stitches in the same stitch. Your go-to for shaping wider pieces.
Let’s make it simple. Watch this video by Annie’s Attic→
Decrease (dec): There’s is “normal” and “invisible” decrease. I always use invisible decrease by simply crocheting two stitches together to make it narrower. How: Work two stitches together into one (e.g. sc2tog). Perfect for narrowing or shaping.
For a clear, easy guide on both visible and invisible decreases, check this video by elendipity →
With these, you can go from flat swatches to hats, amigurumi, and beyond.
Step 5: Crochet Language & Lingo
Now that your hands are busy, let’s decode the words you’ll bump into:
Gauge: Patterns are written for a specific size. Your tension might be different. Gauge = the measurement that keeps your project from turning into an accidental crop top.
Frogging: The act of ripping back stitches when you mess up. It’s called frogging because you “rip it, rip it” 🐸.
Amigurumi: The Japanese art of crocheted plushies. They start with a magic ring, are worked in rounds, and usually involve stuffing. Cute level: off the charts.
Blocking: The spa treatment for your crochet. Wet your finished piece, pin it down, let it dry, and watch it magically relax into shape. Great for lace, scarves, and anything flat. (Not for amigurumi, unless you want sad, soggy bunnies.)
If you want to see the full list of abbreviations and terms visit the Crochet Abbreviations Master List by Craft Yarn Council. You will find all crochet terms & common measurements as well as abbreviation & term differences between the U.S., United Kingdom (U.K.) and Canada. Save that page, too.
Epilogue: The Never-Ending Joy
Here’s the thing: crochet isn’t something you “finish learning.” It grows with you. Each project teaches you something new. A stitch, a technique, a mistake that turned into a discovery. That’s why it never gets boring.
And somewhere between your first wobbly chain and your tenth masterpiece, you’ll realize you’ve created your own rhythm, your own style, and your own joy. That’s what crochet gives you: a little magic you can hold in your hands.
