Netflix Crochet: Because Counting Shouldn’t Interrupt Your Show

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There’s a special kind of joy in crocheting with your favorite series running in the background when your hands move almost on autopilot, your yarn flows, and your brain drifts between stitches and storyline. That’s Netflix Crochet.

There are sometimes when you can follow a 17-page pattern with military precision and actually enjoy it.

And then… there are the times when you just want to relax. The ones you want to sink into the couch, press play on Netflix, and crochet something beautiful without having to pause every 30 seconds to say, “Wait, was that 23 or 24 stitches?

Welcome to the sacred art of Netflix Crochet. It’s that sweet spot where your hands move almost on autopilot, your yarn flows like a dream, and your only worry is whether your show will ask, “Are you still watching?” before you finish your row.

Why we crave the no-count life

There’s nothing wrong with a challenge. Complicated patterns can be exciting. They make us feel clever, capable, like crochet wizards who can summon lace from thin air.

But sometimes… you just want to relax. You want something that looks wow, feels fun, and doesn’t make you count like you’re balancing the national budget.

Because let’s face it, crochet math is sneaky. You think you’re doing fine, then one stitch goes rogue, and suddenly your project looks like it’s melting off the hook.

That’s when you realize: maybe the true luxury isn’t a rare yarn. It’s an easy, memorable pattern that still looks like you spent hours figuring it out.

I know there’s also freehand crocheting and I love it, but a pattern will ensure the result. And I want nothing less than stunning to decorate my home or gift my friends.

The myth of the “difficult equals great” pattern

Here’s a spicy thought: not every complicated pattern is a masterpiece. Some designers (you know who you are) make their patterns hard on purpose.

Like, unnecessarily hard. Because somewhere along the way, “difficult” became a badge of honor.

But real greatness? Real design skill?

It’s when you can make something stunning that’s simple enough to remember and relaxing enough to enjoy. Because crochet, at its best, isn’t supposed to test your patience. It’s supposed to soothe it.

The Kootsiko-approved Netflix Crochet list

Now, let’s talk about the stars of your next binge-and-stitch session.

These are my go-to designs when I want to feel creative without pausing to rewind an episode just because my stitch count fell apart somewhere between snacks.

Medusa Bloom
Hypnotic, textured, and practically crochets itself. (No snakes, promise.)

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Gothic Rose
Dark, dramatic, and perfect for mystery marathons.

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Forget-Me-Not
Tiny, charming, and easy to remember (just like the name).

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Mystic Daisy
The flower child of crochet. Effortless and full of personality.

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Midnight Lilium
Elegant, serene, and totally binge-worthy.

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Each of these designs is made for maximum beauty with minimum brain strain, because sometimes, your brain just wants to vibe.

So here’s the deal. Next time you sit down with your hook, your yarn, and your streaming queue, pick a project that feels like a treat, not a task.

Because crochet doesn’t have to be complicated to be beautiful.

And the best kind of project? The one you can make while rewatching Good Omens for the fifth time and still know exactly where you are, both in the pattern and in the plot.

So go ahead, grab your favorite yarn, pick a show, and get stitching.

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Your only homework tonight is to answer one important question:

Are you still watching… and still crocheting?

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Skull Ivy: Cute, Creepy, and Hanging Around

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Not every plant plays fair. Skull Ivy looks like a sweet hanging vine at first, but look closer and every “leaf” is a tiny skull staring back at you.

Cute, creepy, and the ultimate double-take crochet pattern.

It began, as many questionable ideas do, with car décor. I kept seeing those cute little hanging plants dangling from mirrors, all green and innocent, and thought: what if one of those… wasn’t?

What if you took a second glance and realized, oh no, those aren’t leaves—they’re skulls. Still leafy. Still green. Just with a little more… personality.

That’s what I love about Skull Ivy. At first glance, it’s a perfectly ordinary plant. Soft, dangling vines. Sweet little leaves. Harmless.

Until you lean in and—surprise! Each leaf is actually a tiny skull grinning back at you. It’s cute and creepy in equal measure, which honestly might be my favorite combination in life.

Why green?

Normally, I love to experiment with color. Purples, reds, even white in my other designs. But Skull Ivy had to stay green. If it were black or purple, you’d expect something strange.

Green makes it sneaky. You don’t notice right away that this plant is quietly plotting your doom or at least staring you down with skull eyes.

(That said, don’t think I won’t try a black Skull Ivy eventually. Rules are meant to be broken. Especially mine.)

Beyond the pot

This isn’t just a hanging pot plant. I’m already scheming about how to sneak Skull Ivy into my gothic bouquets.

A dark cascade of vines, skulls peeking out between roses and lilies, yes, please. It’s the sort of thing that makes your guests go “aww” and then “…wait, what?” Perfect.

Why I love it

I love patterns that look innocent but come with a twist. Skull Ivy is a little trickster. It hangs out quietly, looking like just another crocheted plant, until the moment someone realizes it’s a whole vine of skulls.

And that moment? Priceless. Skull Ivy turned out to be one of those designs that makes me laugh every time I see it. It is cute. It is creepy.

It is the plant that looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton greenhouse. And honestly, that is exactly where I want to hang out.

Want to meet Skull Ivy up close?
More info here: Skull Ivy
Grab the pattern here: Buy Skull Ivy

Curious what else is growing? Read more from the Kootsiko blog.

Until next bloom 💨
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Kootsiko

The Birth of Medousa Bloom

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How I ended up crocheting a flower that looks like it crawled out of a sci fi movie

The Birth of Medusa Bloom

Medousa Bloom was never planned. It appeared while I was playing with yarn and daydreaming about alien gardens, Discworld jokes, and the Avatar universe.

It is a flower that can look sweet, spooky, or completely unhinged depending on how many petals you decide to give it.

When I first picked up my hook for this one, I was not thinking, “Yes, let me create a yarn monster disguised as a flower.”

But that is exactly what came out.

Medousa Bloom is my love letter to everything I enjoy: Avatar’s glowing plants, Discworld’s odd logic, and anything that feels like it belongs in a fantasy forest where the flowers might hiss at you.

The fun part is that Medousa can be anything. Sometimes I make her tiny with just a handful of short petals, perfect for tucking into a bouquet.

Other times I go full drama with 30 or even 50 petals so she takes over the whole arrangement like she owns the place.

I have tried her in purple for mystery, in red for a gothic diva, and in white for haunted innocence. Each one feels like a completely different character.

And I am not done yet. I am planning a whole bouquet made only of Medousas. It will look like a nest of strange and beautiful little creatures.

Crocheting her feels like building my own alien garden one petal at a time.

And crochet makes me happy because it lets me play god with yarn.

You can make something delicate, weird, or completely over the top, all from the same ball of yarn.

And Medousa is one of those creations where I feel like I’ve opened a door to a whole other garden.

A weird, wonderful, slightly terrifying garden.

And honestly? That’s my happy place.

So if anyone asks why crochet something like that my answer is simple.

Because the world needs stranger flowers.

Grab the pattern here.

Until next time, may your yarn never run out 🧶
your parrot doesn’t turn it into confetti 🦜
and your hook never vanish! 💨
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Kootsiko